I know you want to get right to
the jokes,
but the law makes me do this.
Some of our jokes are adult in
nature and,
Amazingly,
there are people out there in the
world who
click on a hyperlink reading "adult
humor" or whatever,
and then are surprised and offended
when the link
contains adult
humor, or whatever . . .
So if you . . .
Or . . .
...then please return to whence
you came.
Otherwise,